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Me:
I want to sleep!
Caity: Sleep is for the weak! Caity's mom: Let the poor girl go to sleep! Caity: Make me look like the bad guy! I usually send them off to bed! 
Look at what Caity drew for me! First Cindy now Caity. I have snazzy friends! Killua as my precious baby brother. Yes, I am totally okay with this. SHE DREW ME SO CUTE THOUGH! And Killua is so precious! ❝You’re so disproportionate to Killua!❞
— Caity Burchell (referring to her drawing me)
And she has a punishment system. I feel like Caity should do something too. Cindy has a dog named Nala
Cindy:
Nala.
Cindy: Nala. Cindy: Nala, hey, Nala! Me: SIMBAAAAAAA! Caity: MUFASA!
Caity:
I need a new url.
Me: I have six toes? Caity: That's Cindy's thing! Me: But she doesn't accept it... Caity: It will always be her thing! She'll always have six toes. Me: Okay, how about...I speak like a man? Caity: That's Cindy's thing too! ❝Stop hissing at me! You’re not a cat! OH YOU CAN DO A CAT TOO!❞
— Caity Burchell (referring to me hissing at her)
❝I just want to bring pompoms and cheer you from the side of the school.❞
— Caity Burchell (referring to my conquest of adding a minor)
Caity:
You're versatile! You can sound like a child, seductive and horror! What can't you do?
Me: A man's voice. Caity: Sure you can. You did Cindy's voice.
Me:
-hums The Lion Sleeps Tonight-
Caity: IN THE JUNGLE! No? Okay...I'l stop. Me: What is that song even called again? Caity: Um...OOOOH WEEEEEE! burn baby burn!
Me:
it's just like hey keiko -shoves face down- HOWS THAT FOR A BURN!?
Me: cuz you know she emotionally burned Yusuke Me: I laaava you Me: lava get it? cuz it burns Me: bahaha I'm so punny Caity: hahahaha Caity: haha Caity: ha Caity: :| Me: No need to get so smoked up Caity: Please stop. Me: Why? Is it making your blood...boil? Caity: ...I'm just going to wait til you run out of puns. Me: And then you're going to erupt in pure rage right? Caity: :| Me: And Koto thought things were heating up when I smashed cake in your face. Me: I guess I can't hold a candle to someone with fox ears. Me: Well now that things have simmered down, I'm going to bed. Caity: The puns never end Me: Nope, just spreads like a wildfire. Caity: And there you go again. Skype chats are fun...
Cindy:
OMG
Cindy: THEY HAD SEX Cindy: JFaoejg;aoetjhoea;ijohiejOIJHSORHJTRA;JHAJ Cindy: name the baby Claire Cindy: then dye her hair pink Cindy: or tell them Cindy: to name it Blue Ivy Caity: oh god no Cindy: BLUEEEE Cindy: BLUEEEE Cindy: ATY Cindy: AY* Cindy: IVY Cindy: COME HERE Cindy: IVY Cindy: NUMBER FOUR Cindy: GET YO' ASS RITE HURR Caity: I just think of poison ivy that's blue Caity: LOL Cindy: LOL Cindy: oh no they named the middle name "Ivy" so it's pronounced like the roman numeral no. 4 Caity: Ohh Cindy: and then i think Blue is like Jay-Z's fave color or something Caity: that's stupid Cindy: and IV is Kanye West's fave number or something Cindy: and they just mashed it for some reason Cindy: you should Cindy: ask for your bro's fave color Cindy: and your sissu in law's fave number Cindy: LOL Caity: hifodhgdf Cindy: or favorite food Caity: what if it's like nine or something though. eyex Caity: LOL Cindy: HEY PURPLE TORTILLA CHIPS Cindy: GREEN CAVIAR Cindy: AYYYYY Cindy: WHY DID YOU GET A B ON YOUR REPORT CARD EH?! Nin: ... Cindy: just name her Claire Cindy: Claire Lightning Cindy: Burchell Cindy: fja;eroijhoa;ethijoeatijhaoeithj Caity: haha oh gosh Nin: OH Cindy: lol omg Nin: NAME HER Cindy: FANG Nin: koopa Nin: name her Nin: battle axe Cindy: name the kid bob Cindy: BOB Cindy: BOOOOBBBBB Nin: BATTLE AXE Cindy: BOOB Cindy: LOL Cindy: FJOA;IREJ;GOIJETOH;AIJH Cindy: "HEY BOOB." Cindy: "WHY DID YOUR BOOBS GET BIGGER, BOOB." Nin: who's a cute booby! Cindy: "GOD NOW AUNTIE HAS TO BUY YOU ANOTHER BRA." Cindy: "DAMN BOOB STOP GETTING BIGGER. DON'T GO THROUGH PUBERTY" Nin: they have twins named boob and boob Nin: one boob is bigger than the other Cindy: Boob and Boobert Nin: left boob and right boob Cindy: FRATERNAL Cindy: BOOB EL BURCHELL Cindy: BOOB ARR BURCHELL Cindy: LOOOOLLLLLLLL Nin: then when they run around when you babysit Nin: you can shout Nin: BOOBS! BOOBS EVERYWHERE! Cindy: "SOMEONE GET A NET FOR MY BOOBS." Cindy: "I LOST THEM." Nin: breastfeeding: BOOB JUST WONT TAKE THE BOOB Cindy: "Hello, Wal-Mart worker, i need a bra for my Boobs." Cindy: "Okay, what size are your boobs?" Cindy: "Well one is 4'7"...." Cindy: "and the other is a boy." Cindy: "Excuse me?" Cindy: "Well, my niece and nephew are named Boob." Nin: "if you meant size 37DDD" Nin: boobs a growing girl Nin: right boob anyway Nin: left boob is a small little boy Cindy: "Oh I need some panties for my Boob as well." Nin: intercom: two kids running amuk in walmart. calling themselves boob Cindy: SUH-CURR-UH-TEEEEEEEE Cindy: SUH-CURRR-UH-TEEEEE Cindy: THIS IS BON QUI QUI Cindy: SOMEONE GO HELP THOSE BOOBS Nin: BOOBS Cindy: AND GET ME SOME FRIESSSS Nin: BOOBS EVERYHWERE
Caity:
Wait so does he like you Cindy?
Cindy: WTF DID YOU SAY? Cindy: I DON'T LIKE HIM Cindy: WTF Cindy: NIN Cindy: YOU DUMBASS Cindy: LOL |
